Im Fucked
December 31st, 2008
Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck it up more. Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation. My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie. But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time.
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it. You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it. Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.
Smore Fun For Milfs
December 30th, 2008
Even though summer is over and the tents for camping are put away, Some MILFVixen.com moms are still craving that all time favorite summertime camping treat…Smores
This well fucked milf-pussy knows that no matter what time of year it is; a hot slutty milf can always find some deliciously decadent chocolate mixed with creamy goodness that every milf loves just as much as a Smore
The Holiest of Holes
December 29th, 2008
This sweet salsa flavored senorita at PinkandPerfect.com has a glass dildo that looks with that bright sunshine beaming on and refracting through it as though it is blessed by god and has the light of heaven shining through to her pussy…
I guess she has what we call a Holy Hole.
A Scarlet Letter ?
December 28th, 2008
Ahhh the joys of college fuck times have begun anew again this September and I think for all those FuckHerRight.com models who are also college students that it’s time to boast about the sport these sluts are best in…SEX !
I just wonder when they design the insatiable slut team logos for the Collegiate Letterman type jackets if they will use some kinky stick figure symbolism or just a big Scarlet Letter old-school style.
Here Cums The Money
December 27th, 2008
I’ve seen and heard a lot of strange things about rituals and superstitions that people embark on to improve their luck or karma or whatever you want to call it…most of these superstitious rituals seem pointless and trite to me.
This guy here though…whether his way of doing things (getting a blowjob to help with predictions) works or not…yknow his personal semen stock is going to split for sure.
Public Defamation
December 26th, 2008
Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.
Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.
But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.
Public Defamation
December 25th, 2008
Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.
Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.
But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.
MILFVixen…Home of Winners
December 24th, 2008
A couple of weeks or so ago I mentioned about how magnificent MILFVixen.com model Vicky Vette was in the running for Booble Cover Girl of the Year and that we should all give her our support…
Well the contest is over and she is the winner beating out some incredibly hot competition for the title…Congrats Vicky!!
The Summer Wind
December 23rd, 2008
Well Labor-day has come and gone which sadly means goodbye to those lazy hazy crazy days of summer. It always brings to mind for me Frank Sinatra singing ‘Summer Wind’ in this Simpsons episode where Martin Prince, Jr. has a pool and as summer ended it collapsed and his shorts ripped on it leaving him naked in his yard dancing in the early September breeze to Frankie’s mellow tones while the credits rolled…
Same kinda deal for those PinkandPerfect.com hotties as for Martin Prince…the season for adding that sexy solar pink has passed but they can still feel good dancing around in the breeze naked.
Teaching The Next Generation
December 22nd, 2008
Beyond all the many fun and exciting reasons that we all have for loving, lusting after or just appreciating milfs, FuckHerRight.com has one more often overlooked service that many of these hot babes provide…
Sluttiness is partly inherent in who hot women are, but like any other skill, no matter how good you naturally may be at it, training and practice is still important and there are new and upcumming sluts appearing on the scene all the time. The lucky ones find hot milfs that take them under a wing and share with them some of the tricks that they picked up in fuck-sessions over the years.
Less QQ…More Pew Pew
December 21st, 2008
Ahhh..another french cartoon that demonstrates the idiocy, laziness and apathy of the french men…at last count most women in North America when asked to name a sexy frenchman that you see on tv nowadays could only name Pepe Le Pew.
If the sexual apathy there is really so intense that this guy can sit there smoking and watching tv while he has a hot babe with her holes filled with huge dildos and her juices covering these Phallic fuck-toys…no wonder a cartoon skunk is considered hotter than any living contemporary frenchie.
Stars For the Students
December 20th, 2008
Instead if her having the stars on her body that she has…she should be giving stars out to the guys she fucks so that they are marked and graded to let other milfs know they were star pupils.
Sticking Together
December 19th, 2008
The road through the porn biz is filled with many dips and curves and those models at PinkandPerfect.com work together as they take their life voyage through the detours of decadence.
This pair of ultra hot sluts show that together they are a dynamo duo of sticking together fun that are joined at the hips and the lips.
Reddy For Action
December 18th, 2008
As FuckHerRight.com knows the world of sex has more generalities and stereotypes than almost any other aspect of life.
Here we see that the fiery tempestuous slutty nature of natural redheads is no exaggeration and they more than live up to their well deserved label of fun.
Sinful Syntax
December 17th, 2008
Well this cop is almost right in pulling this couple over for erratic driving…just his syntax is a little off…
Later on I’m sure he will realize that in order to properly file his paperwork on stopping them it should read ‘pulled over for erotic driving’ instead of erratic driving.
Blow Me 13
December 16th, 2008
As readers of this blog should know by now, I’m a true Milf lover and can’t get enough of those insatiable older appetites for sex, and I totally dig their undeniably passionate methods of getting it on. Real milf’s love cock in every single hole, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes have a preference, and the milf sluts in Blow Me 13 are intoxicated by the sensation and flavor of cock pumping between their sweet lips (and I mean their sultry kissable mouths, though their other lips are also incredibly inviting) and they show their passion by sucking down on these big juicy cocks with obvious enjoyment.
Now Blow Me 13 is a rare find; cos even though there’s no truly hardcore sex, the blowjob scenes are exceptional and VERY plentiful and will totally make your cock rock hard and in need of a warm wet spot to slide it in. We get treated to 18, yep that’s right EIGHTEEN, scenes of frenzied face fucking the likes of which I haven’t seen in quite some time. Over and over again these milf babes swallow every single inch of the meatsticks thrust in front of their open hungry mouths and work those cocks to volcanic cum explosions…some of them swallowing, some taking the fruits of their labor squirted all over their faces and bodies…whichever way they took it my cock was straining for some of that action and pulsing for sweet release. Like I said, Blow Me 13 is for those of us who thoroughly enjoy watching a hot hungry milf mouth work a decent cock with eager tongue and lips to sweet satisfaction, and even though there’s no real hardcore action beyond the oral pleasure, this movie stands tall (just like your cock will) by providing so many dirty milf cock-sluts to sate your appetite that you’re guaranteed to shoot at least one load while you watch. This movie made me shoot three solid loads (I just wish I could’ve sprayed them all over these pretty milf sluts faces) and so Blow Me 13 gets four super-soaked cocks-up.
Blow Me 13
December 15th, 2008
As readers of this blog should know by now, I’m a true Milf lover and can’t get enough of those insatiable older appetites for sex, and I totally dig their undeniably passionate methods of getting it on. Real milf’s love cock in every single hole, but that doesn’t mean they don’t sometimes have a preference, and the milf sluts in Blow Me 13 are intoxicated by the sensation and flavor of cock pumping between their sweet lips (and I mean their sultry kissable mouths, though their other lips are also incredibly inviting) and they show their passion by sucking down on these big juicy cocks with obvious enjoyment.
Now Blow Me 13 is a rare find; cos even though there’s no truly hardcore sex, the blowjob scenes are exceptional and VERY plentiful and will totally make your cock rock hard and in need of a warm wet spot to slide it in. We get treated to 18, yep that’s right EIGHTEEN, scenes of frenzied face fucking the likes of which I haven’t seen in quite some time. Over and over again these milf babes swallow every single inch of the meatsticks thrust in front of their open hungry mouths and work those cocks to volcanic cum explosions…some of them swallowing, some taking the fruits of their labor squirted all over their faces and bodies…whichever way they took it my cock was straining for some of that action and pulsing for sweet release. Like I said, Blow Me 13 is for those of us who thoroughly enjoy watching a hot hungry milf mouth work a decent cock with eager tongue and lips to sweet satisfaction, and even though there’s no real hardcore action beyond the oral pleasure, this movie stands tall (just like your cock will) by providing so many dirty milf cock-sluts to sate your appetite that you’re guaranteed to shoot at least one load while you watch. This movie made me shoot three solid loads (I just wish I could’ve sprayed them all over these pretty milf sluts faces) and so Blow Me 13 gets four super-soaked cocks-up.
Milf #1 Fave Thing…
December 14th, 2008
Well the next MILFVixen.com post after this will be September…kids gone to school, beaches and malls quieting down as the daytime shopping crowd loses most of it’s teen customer base to the institute of learning so for the August milfmonth wrapup lets get down to the #1 favorite thing of all polled milfs…
*drumroll please* The Number one Milf fave is….Being able to enjoy multiple orgasms where they cum repeatedly and have a lover young enough with enough stamina to keep going and going like the energizer bunny until they lose count of orgasms and collapse in a satiated and soaked euphoria.
Swan Song For A Swine
December 13th, 2008
Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.
Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter). Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!
Spinal Sex
December 12th, 2008
I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.
So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.