Slippery Sex Slopes
November 30th, 2008
Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.
FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight
Sock It To Me
November 29th, 2008
Back in that etheral era known as The 60’s they had a rather risque (for it’s time) comedy show called, ‘Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In’….it was pretty hip for it’s time…during the show they had a segment where the phrase ‘Sock It To Me’ was spoken by English actress Judy Carne who became known as the Sock-It-To-Me Girl…She would appear and chant the phrase until, ever unsuspecting, something happened to her……
I think it would be cool if they brought back a version of the show but the sock it to me part be like this…hot chick with a sock on appearing and chanting “sock it to me” until someone comes up behind her and socks it to her by fucking her silly.
Double D Dolls
November 28th, 2008
So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys…then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently). Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile. Now I wouldn’t call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.
These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open. Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it’s a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come. Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.
Double D Dolls
November 27th, 2008
So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys…then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently). Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile. Now I wouldn’t call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.
These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open. Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it’s a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come. Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.
Old Milf Goose
November 26th, 2008
See…now this is why experienced milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com are needed to educate their boytoys…
This Jack Horner experiencing some milf-magic obviously was never taught that his thumb goes in the pie…not the mouth *chomp* (maybe thats why so many milfs when vamping out the young dudes say, “don’t worry…I don’t bite”).
Concentration
November 25th, 2008
Cmon guys let’s be honest…when we say we care about what’s in a woman’s head we mean we want to skull-fuck them…and when we say we care about their minds it means we hope they can get kinky
That’s why it’s refreshing and rewarding to see young sluts like this at PinkandPerfect.com using their whole brain cell on the important thing…intense orgasms.
Teaching An Old Dog
November 24th, 2008
FuckHerRight.com the place where the models may be sweet and innocent looking right along with the sluttiness that made them the stars they are…but that doesn’t stop them from being able to teach an old horndog new tricks
Regardless of age difference these sweet honeys grab their guys and guide them in the art of giving orgasmic ecstacy and fucking her right.
Porn Party Pranks
November 23rd, 2008
Yknow how the rest of us settle for putting the sign on the buddy’s back that says ‘kick me’ or ‘I’m an idiot’ etc ?….
Well this is the porn star version of the same stunt…so if you ever luck out on a porn party make sure you check your pussy/cock & balls before and after unveiling them.
Boning The Big Babes
November 22nd, 2008
Well the title, Boning The Big Babes is completely appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these chicks remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they got the word babes from I don’t know. I guess maybe they dig big ugly chicks but I at least prefer my BBWs to have at least one B stand for beautiful. There are enough hot stacked and heavy milfs out there that there is no excuse for a movie like this to be made especially when not only are there no physically attractive attributes beyond big tits…but they don’t even have porn’s needed slut factor for hotness.
Thankfully the movie is not unendurably long and if you just concentrate on the massive globe-like tits and try to super-impose different faces/rest of bodies on these women you can make it through and maybe feel something similar to arousal when you are done. A far better idea though would be to go through our bbw archives and pick a better movie…try the chunky series…chunky pizza party, chunky cheerleaders etc. Only because these women have probably been insulted enough I will give Boning The Big Babes one patronizing cock-up.
Boning The Big Babes
November 21st, 2008
Well the title, Boning The Big Babes is completely appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these chicks remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they got the word babes from I don’t know. I guess maybe they dig big ugly chicks but I at least prefer my BBWs to have at least one B stand for beautiful. There are enough hot stacked and heavy milfs out there that there is no excuse for a movie like this to be made especially when not only are there no physically attractive attributes beyond big tits…but they don’t even have porn’s needed slut factor for hotness.
Thankfully the movie is not unendurably long and if you just concentrate on the massive globe-like tits and try to super-impose different faces/rest of bodies on these women you can make it through and maybe feel something similar to arousal when you are done. A far better idea though would be to go through our bbw archives and pick a better movie…try the chunky series…chunky pizza party, chunky cheerleaders etc. Only because these women have probably been insulted enough I will give Boning The Big Babes one patronizing cock-up.
Super Slut Sale Specials
November 20th, 2008
So I’m cruising around through Wal-mart today…god knows what I went for but I ended up with a bunch of stuff I don’t need…anyways I see mobs of people getting school supplies…literally mobs…freaking swarms of milfs, grandmothers, ugly mothers and jabbering kids of all ages. Scary times man…
If MILFVixen.com had a milf superstore I would totally be suggesting to them that they get some back to school specials happening….after all like I’ve said before it’s more a favored time of year for mothers than their hellspawn anyways.
Waves and Vibrations of Summertime Sexuality
November 19th, 2008
“Catch a wave and you’re sitting on top of the world” - Brian Wilson. The beach boys were a group that defined summertime sexuality for at least two generations and understood getting a buzz and catching onto a wave of good vibrations…
This PinkandPerfect.com model might be young enough to be a grand-daughter to the original Beach Boys but obviously she shares their love for getting a buzz on, and catching onto good vibrations herself.
Post Grad Studies
November 18th, 2008
For many of the grads from the last couple years September is a time of displacement….they feel like they should be somewhere but have nowhere to be anymore.
FuckHerRight.com has the perfect solution for them and a way to get the green to make the college scene as long as they have the sex skills to make the cut
Dirty Love
November 17th, 2008
Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky…like a bit mindblowingly so. But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet…
Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love’…she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass…no lie dude.
Sex Acts
November 16th, 2008
A stacked actress to make a stacked deck…just like with any ‘best of’ compilation from anything that is successful Sex Acts was a sure winner for primo jackoff material before it ever hit the shelves. Like picture a best of Dr. J and Michael Jordan basketball scenes dvd…instant seller that won’t disappoint any B-Ball fan out there. When it comes to the big names of porn with literally hundreds of movie credits to their names in some cases and you take some of their hot scenes together…same deal for sex fans. An instant hit. Teri Weigel a former porn superstar….one of the first women to be known as a squirter in porn…now a milf superstar as well; kudos to you.
Sex Acts doesn’t waste too much time with moronic dialogue and each scene quickly segues into living up to the title with sex acts. Now in many movies I would just say ‘oh typical vanilla bs’…not so for this one. Teri has, had and always will have one of those slutty nature that transcends the moment and just comes through the screen at you. She shows that indoors, outdoors, guys, other chicks, she has the magic touch to make them and herself cum over and over and if you enjoy hot sluttiness (and why watch porn if you don’t?) then it’s sure to make you cum too. Four sploogetastically hard cocks-up for Sex Acts.
Sex Acts
November 15th, 2008
A stacked actress to make a stacked deck…just like with any ‘best of’ compilation from anything that is successful Sex Acts was a sure winner for primo jackoff material before it ever hit the shelves. Like picture a best of Dr. J and Michael Jordan basketball scenes dvd…instant seller that won’t disappoint any B-Ball fan out there. When it comes to the big names of porn with literally hundreds of movie credits to their names in some cases and you take some of their hot scenes together…same deal for sex fans. An instant hit. Teri Weigel a former porn superstar….one of the first women to be known as a squirter in porn…now a milf superstar as well; kudos to you.
Sex Acts doesn’t waste too much time with moronic dialogue and each scene quickly segues into living up to the title with sex acts. Now in many movies I would just say ‘oh typical vanilla bs’…not so for this one. Teri has, had and always will have one of those slutty nature that transcends the moment and just comes through the screen at you. She shows that indoors, outdoors, guys, other chicks, she has the magic touch to make them and herself cum over and over and if you enjoy hot sluttiness (and why watch porn if you don’t?) then it’s sure to make you cum too. Four sploogetastically hard cocks-up for Sex Acts.
Pick Up After Yourself
November 14th, 2008
Milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com love their toys even more than their kids love theirs…and so many of the sex toys nowadays dont look much different from kids’ toys…
You have vibrators that look like tinkertoys, beaded/balled dongs that look like parade batons, those balls on strings going click/clack when they swing and hit against each other looking like a hybrid anal beads/ben wa ball toy…lets just hope that all these mothers arent hypocrites and have learned to pick up their toys and put them away when finished playing.
Do the Twist But Do It Right
November 13th, 2008
Ask a bunch of chicks what their main pet peeve when having sex is and many of them will say guys who don’t know how to arouse a woman using their breasts…some go too hard, some go too soft and it’s rare to find guys that can find that balance between pleasure and pain and stay on the side that the chick wants you on…
PinkandPerfect.com chicks love getting to do scenes with each other because they have been around enough and with other babes so many times that they have the perfect pressure as perfect as they are.
Open For Business
November 12th, 2008
Everyone knows that the more open and accepting you are to things the further you can get in life and just like with most of life this is mirrored in sexuality as well.
This FuckHerRight.com super-slut maximizes pleasure and her porn career exposure by showing that both of her holes are wide open and accepting of all the action and splooge she can take.
Twisted Opportunities
November 11th, 2008
It’s things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people’s proiorites as well as business senses are…
Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !