Constant Inconstants
September 30th, 2008
This typifies the number one reason for the high divorce rate in America, other than the simple fact that women are lying deceitful evil bitches…
They are so totally freaking indecisive, constantly changing their minds and really this guy shoulda known that this is what was going to happen…at least no bottom feeding scumbag divorce lawyer is going to make any money off of this couple.
Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2
September 29th, 2008
This is one of those movies for anyone who truly appreciates real hardcore porn and hey lets face it…anyone who digs porn should be going for the hardcore stuff anyways…porn is not something meant to just be dabbled with; it’s meant to be hedonistic gonzo sensory decadence and if sexual decadence seems like a mouthful to say to you then be happy cos it can be abbreviated to two initials: D.P. There are no chicks as sexual and hot as sluts who not only love sucking and fucking cock but also get off most when every hole is filled and guess what ? That’s what Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is made of. The sex craved nympho in this movie is a cock loving milf who is a pro at getting filled every way that she can.
Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is one of those porn movies that you can just dim the lights, pull out your favorite lube or whatever you use and kick back and just totally watch some sluts get off and get the dudes in this movie off with some of the most extreme slut sex you have ever seen. There isn’t anything that this chick won’t do and she goes the full mile (and a half) to show that she is also innovative; for instance jacking one guy’s cock with a shoe while wearing it and his cock between the heel and sole…while sucking cock at the same time. Often you see these babes in gangbang movies who look exhausted after the first five or so guys…Not in Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2. Here it’s like the more orgasms that this slut has the more she gets into it and the more cum she makes fly the hotter she gets. So if you all out gonzo slut action with a woman who may be a bit more mature than usual but also sluttier than any teen or tween this is a movie for you. Three Very hard cocks-up for Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 and although it lacks Jessica Alba it’s still much more fun than Fantastic Four 2.
Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2
September 28th, 2008
This is one of those movies for anyone who truly appreciates real hardcore porn and hey lets face it…anyone who digs porn should be going for the hardcore stuff anyways…porn is not something meant to just be dabbled with; it’s meant to be hedonistic gonzo sensory decadence and if sexual decadence seems like a mouthful to say to you then be happy cos it can be abbreviated to two initials: D.P. There are no chicks as sexual and hot as sluts who not only love sucking and fucking cock but also get off most when every hole is filled and guess what ? That’s what Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is made of. The sex craved nympho in this movie is a cock loving milf who is a pro at getting filled every way that she can.
Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is one of those porn movies that you can just dim the lights, pull out your favorite lube or whatever you use and kick back and just totally watch some sluts get off and get the dudes in this movie off with some of the most extreme slut sex you have ever seen. There isn’t anything that this chick won’t do and she goes the full mile (and a half) to show that she is also innovative; for instance jacking one guy’s cock with a shoe while wearing it and his cock between the heel and sole…while sucking cock at the same time. Often you see these babes in gangbang movies who look exhausted after the first five or so guys…Not in Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2. Here it’s like the more orgasms that this slut has the more she gets into it and the more cum she makes fly the hotter she gets. So if you all out gonzo slut action with a woman who may be a bit more mature than usual but also sluttier than any teen or tween this is a movie for you. Three Very hard cocks-up for Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 and although it lacks Jessica Alba it’s still much more fun than Fantastic Four 2.
Organic Orgasmo Lube
September 27th, 2008
Vroooom……Vroooom…….Both holes are open and this FuckHerRight.com babe is begging to go for a ride on some prime meat and get filled all the way…
She even has her friend around for a rim job to use nature’s own lube ’saliva’ to get that ass ready for a real fuckherright pounding.
Im Not As Think As I Drunk I Am
September 26th, 2008
Time and again schools throughout the country try to educate our children about the potentially high cost of getting drunk and doing things without realising what they are doing…
TrashyToons.com has the perfect solution since nothing else has seemed to work. Put up pictures like this explaining that if you drink too much, who knows what you’ll go home with ?!
Boss Bitches 14
September 25th, 2008
Okay, to a certain degree, just like with Affirmative Action policies throughout North America, I agree with women’s liberation, female entrepreneurship and chicks getting a chance to play at being bosses and acting like men…I kinda picture it like they’re doing the grown up version of playing ‘dress-up’ when you see these women running these companies and being the boss. The refreshing thing about the chicks in Boss Bitches 14 is that, even though they are way more physically extreme than any Affirmative Action Women’s Lib type that I’ve seen, they are also obviously porn company manufactured bimbos who ARE playing dress-up (or maybe it would be called dress-down).
Either one on one or with two of these sluts both going to town on the dude they are with they are certainly chicks that run purely on sexual energy and their high sex drives have added some pretty extreme kinks to their play. Fortunately the guys that they pwn (that means an extreme owning for those of you who are non-gamers) seem to totally get into having these chicks fuck their asses as well as be fucked by them. These sluts show us some new ways to make a sandwich (extra mayo) and are as vocal as they are viciously vivacious while getting off…and they cum while fucking as well as being fucked. I mean talk about sexual sluts the ones in Boss Bitches 14 rule the day. Though I prefer my ass as an exit only 1 way traffic tunnel I have to admit this movie and the intensity it has rock on so many levels that it gets a throbbingly submissive four cocks-up.
Boss Bitches 14
September 24th, 2008
Okay, to a certain degree, just like with Affirmative Action policies throughout North America, I agree with women’s liberation, female entrepreneurship and chicks getting a chance to play at being bosses and acting like men…I kinda picture it like they’re doing the grown up version of playing ‘dress-up’ when you see these women running these companies and being the boss. The refreshing thing about the chicks in Boss Bitches 14 is that, even though they are way more physically extreme than any Affirmative Action Women’s Lib type that I’ve seen, they are also obviously porn company manufactured bimbos who ARE playing dress-up (or maybe it would be called dress-down).
Either one on one or with two of these sluts both going to town on the dude they are with they are certainly chicks that run purely on sexual energy and their high sex drives have added some pretty extreme kinks to their play. Fortunately the guys that they pwn (that means an extreme owning for those of you who are non-gamers) seem to totally get into having these chicks fuck their asses as well as be fucked by them. These sluts show us some new ways to make a sandwich (extra mayo) and are as vocal as they are viciously vivacious while getting off…and they cum while fucking as well as being fucked. I mean talk about sexual sluts the ones in Boss Bitches 14 rule the day. Though I prefer my ass as an exit only 1 way traffic tunnel I have to admit this movie and the intensity it has rock on so many levels that it gets a throbbingly submissive four cocks-up.
Dans On Milf
September 23rd, 2008
Ted Danson is one dude that must’ve been doing some really crazy drugs back in the late 80’s. After all, he did what no man in their right mind (especially one who played a sex symbol on his TV series) would do…he married Whoopi Goldberg and ended up having to see her face upon waking every day (maybe some Catholic penance type of deal, I dunno)
So I just saw Step Brothers and I gotta say, for a 55 year old milf, Mary Steenburgen is looking damn fine…almost MILFVixen.com material and Ted sure upgraded when he moved from the Whoopi cushion to this all-time milf.
Girls Next Door
September 22nd, 2008
This sweet pink pussy posing slut at PinkandPerfect.com knows that even though the sunny days may not last as long as they did a month ago, she still needs to get out there to get what color she can for that extra vividness for those sex scenes…
All I want to know is what part of what town she lives in so I can move next door and invest in some good binoculars.
Just Shoot Me
September 21st, 2008
Those chicks at FuckHerRight.com are so slutty that even while relaxing between photo and video shoots they still can’t keep their hands off their pussies and wait on the orgasms for the next scene.
If you ask me those Fuck Her Right guys should get me there and then these sluts would be satisfied and just relax while getting ready for their next movie/photo shoot.
Advertising Opportunities
September 20th, 2008
This is a cartoon that should be bought by those companies that sell penis enlarging pills and exercises and so on…
After all, with a little rewording that brunette could be saying about how it still feels bigger than some real cocks she’s taken.
Love and Bullets
September 19th, 2008
Now generally I think that Porn with a storyline is a waste of time that could be spent jacking off to real porn which are pure gonzo fuckfest films. Sometimes there is an exception to this…some of the old school 70 films like Behind The Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas etc. because the stories are solid or amusing..othertimes an exception can be made for storylines in porn because the action is just so incredibly intense and the chicks are ultra-hot and super-slutty. Love and Bullets falls under the exception that makes a storyline allowable through that second loophole. The babes in it are lean tanned fuck machines with curves in all the right places and an obvious love for sucking, fucking and being on film.
Now if you try to actually follow this story let me warn you that it isn’t very well constructed and is more a way of moving scene to scene and setting up the actual fuck scenes so you won’t exactly find a cohesive plot even as good as many daytime soaps…but if you ignore the story except to maybe enjoy the setup for the fuck-scenes you are sure to have something better than a story anyways…unless it’s the story you tell about how hard Love and Bullets made you cum when watching it. Raunchy pool room action with a vixen that drips sex appeal…super hot sluts doing what they do best indoor and outdoors…chicks exploring each other as well as sharing some good times with a lucky sherrif…these are the things that dreams are made of and these sluts bring those dreams to life in this movie. Four bullet shooting cocks-up for Love and Bullets.
Love And Bullets
September 18th, 2008
Now generally I think that Porn with a storyline is a waste of time that could be spent jacking off to real porn which are pure gonzo fuckfest films. Sometimes there is an exception to this…some of the old school 70 films like Behind The Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas etc. because the stories are solid or amusing..othertimes an exception can be made for storylines in porn because the action is just so incredibly intense and the chicks are ultra-hot and super-slutty. Love and Bullets falls under the exception that makes a storyline allowable through that second loophole. The babes in it are lean tanned fuck machines with curves in all the right places and an obvious love for sucking, fucking and being on film.
Now if you try to actually follow this story let me warn you that it isn’t very well constructed and is more a way of moving scene to scene and setting up the actual fuck scenes so you won’t exactly find a cohesive plot even as good as many daytime soaps…but if you ignore the story except to maybe enjoy the setup for the fuck-scenes you are sure to have something better than a story anyways…unless it’s the story you tell about how hard Love and Bullets made you cum when watching it. Raunchy pool room action with a vixen that drips sex appeal…super hot sluts doing what they do best indoor and outdoors…chicks exploring each other as well as sharing some good times with a lucky sherrif…these are the things that dreams are made of and these sluts bring those dreams to life in this movie. Four bullet shooting cocks-up for Love and Bullets.
Milf Appreciation for Me
September 17th, 2008
Well we are midway thru Milfmonth and yknow I was thinking…someone should let all these MILFVixen.com super-sluts know that I declared it Milfmonth and other than the Issac Hayes tribute I have done what I can to encourage the world to appreciate the glory of a milf all the more…
Then maybe I can luck out and find myself not only midway into Milf-month but maybe I can score and get midway between a couple of those milfs.
Sexual Labour Days
September 16th, 2008
Just a couple more weeks and it will be labour day and yet another summer with memories good and bad will be over…(boo hiss) and if you’re an old school fashion aficonado you also won’t be wearing any more white after labour day has gone.
But at PinkandPerfect.com the style is in how you suck cock and the fashion to follow is sex so these babes can wear any colour they want and it will be the colour of sex…which of course is in style every season.
To G Or Not To G
September 15th, 2008
It has been a long standing joke and even to some an actual mystery as to whether or not the G-spot and multiple orgasms are myths or real. FuckHerRight.com is the place with the answer even if it changes the joke punchlines
One of the reasons chicks love modelling for fuckherright and the shots are always so hot is they get the dudes that have the packages that deliver…these sluts ride them and watching them go you get to see that multiple orgasms are no myth as they get those cocks slamming right into their g-spots for some pretty crazy scenes.
Dont Blame The Bud
September 14th, 2008
I get so pissed off at and tired of people always blaming Mr. Green…yknow nature’s gift to man commonly called Marijuana, grass, weed etc etc….
Like check these two out man…they havent even hardly smoked any of it…they arent already stoned (note the wide eyes with no redness instead of squinty red chinese eyes) and they go blaming the weed for them ice-swimming in the arctic….geeze people it’s cos you are morons who really really need to move somewhere warmer.
Asian Lollipops 6
September 13th, 2008
We are Siamese if you please….badump bump bump…We are Siamese if you don’t please..badump bump bump..Do you see that thing swimming round and round; Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown; If we sneaking up upon it carefully; There will be head for you and a tail for me…Man do you remember those freakin evil Siamese Cats from Lady and The Tramp ? They were freaking satanically evil and Disney I’m guessing used it as some kinda metaphor to show us that while Oriental Women are very sensuous, seductive and very pleasing to the touch they can also be downright devilish…which yes can be a good thing in bed but be on guard. Anyways the Bejing Olympics are in full swing so let’s take a look at some hot Oriental sluts and see what we judge their bedroom gymnastics routines at.
Now though the title is a little mixed up since it implies that these oriental orgasm-machines are the ones with Lollipops instead of being the ones enjoying the lollipops that they obviously crave sucking on and savoring I’m guessing that understanding this misnomer is one of the mysteries of the orient. The chicks in this movie have all the mystique and legendary seductive sexiness that everyone associates with them and if sex were an Olympic sport this year they would certainly be in running to bring home the gold (except that they are at home this Olympics already). While not one of the most intense movies I’ve seen, the heat from the sex scenes and exotic slut factor gets Asian Lollipops 6 four Olympic sized cocks-up.
Asian Lollipops 6
September 12th, 2008
We are Siamese if you please….badump bump bump…We are Siamese if you don’t please..badump bump bump..Do you see that thing swimming round and round; Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown; If we sneaking up upon it carefully; There will be head for you and a tail for me…Man do you remember those freakin evil Siamese Cats from Lady and The Tramp ? They were freaking satanically evil and Disney I’m guessing used it as some kinda metaphor to show us that while Oriental Women are very sensuous, seductive and very pleasing to the touch they can also be downright devilish…which yes can be a good thing in bed but be on guard. Anyways the Bejing Olympics are in full swing so let’s take a look at some hot Oriental sluts and see what we judge their bedroom gymnastics routines at.
Now though the title is a little mixed up since it implies that these oriental orgasm-machines are the ones with Lollipops instead of being the ones enjoying the lollipops that they obviously crave sucking on and savoring I’m guessing that understanding this misnomer is one of the mysteries of the orient. The chicks in this movie have all the mystique and legendary seductive sexiness that everyone associates with them and if sex were an Olympic sport this year they would certainly be in running to bring home the gold (except that they are at home this Olympics already). While not one of the most intense movies I’ve seen, the heat from the sex scenes and exotic slut factor gets Asian Lollipops 6 four Olympic sized cocks-up.
Burying The Shaft
September 11th, 2008
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft!) You’re damn right… You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother–(Shut your mouth) But I’m talkin’ about Shaft (Then we can dig it)…
All the Milf’s at MILFVixen.com as well as throughout the rest of the world are in mourning this week because the man that made the music that made the legend of Shaft (as well as Chocolate Salty Balls) is dead…RIP Isaac Hayes