Black Chunky Chicks
August 31st, 2008
Hey hey hey….Na Na Na Gonna have a good time…Hey hey hey…Bill Cosby, Fat Albert and the rest of the Cosby kids would have loved this movie as much as they love Jell-o Chocolate Fudge Pudding. We’ve all heard the term ‘Big Black Mama’ and that’s what Black Chunky Chicks is all about…..pussy by the pound and chocolatey goodness a-round and a-round with a Vanilla twist in the middle as the second scene has a negress nympho getting her mouth and pussy crucified by a guy that looks like Jesus. (no not little baby jesus that Will Ferrel likes; I mean dirty hippy Jesus that Peter Fonda likes.) Just like the Fat Albert show you also get to learn a lesson. The lessons being a) a black slut is fun in bed (duh) and b) you can get more and deeper penetration action happening by using the bounce per ounce rule.
The first scene is definitely the hottest cos the black babe enjoying the fucking she is getting is totally a cock craver and also is one of those chicks that obviously loves getting off and showing off in front of a camera. Also unlike the chocolate chicks in the other one she bares it all and gets off in flaunting what she has. The other chicks while also hot and definitely slutty are too worried about covering their mid-riffs. Cmon ladies….we arent blind, we can see that you are going to have big bellies from the shape of the rest of you and if you didn’t you would have a weird weird shape. Also if you’re in a movie called “chunky anything” then obviously they didn’t care about the extra plumpness in the middle so strip down…let it all out…and totally show off what you have cos it’s part of what the audience wants to see…the more nudity the better. Black Chunky Chicks is decent jackoff material if you dig the big tits or the big babes or just the inter-racial aspect; genuine ghetto booty here so Three fat cocks-up for Black Chunky Chicks.
Its Too Big
August 30th, 2008
Obviously these incredibly dirty nasty super-sluts in Its Too Big were never told the title, cos even though the cocks that they take may be too big for your average White Angle Saxon Protestant homemaker wifey…they are the perfect size for these nasty nymphomaniacs and probably a couple of these extreme sluts could do with even a little bit more. The producer of this movie is Wildlife Productions and they are very aptly named as this is some of the wildest most energetic porn I’ve seen lately.
The action in this movie is as lengthy as it is intense and these are sluts who KNOW they are sluts and obviously get off on showing us just how nasty they can be. Its Too Big doesn’t limit itself to only one category or niche either…inter-racial action, double penetration (and getting a DP from these cocks is a slamming experience that these sluts are going to continue to feel for a few days afterwards. Also even though the babes in this movie are totally into cock and crave the big ones they are certainly not adverse to getting down and dirty with each other while taking turns riding on these humongous sausages and smoking these smokies. If you like porn that’s intense and driven with a nasty full-on slutty overture then Its Too Big is a do not miss. Four out of Five cocks-up from me…only thing they coulda done better would have been some gangbang action on these sluts with those huge fucksticks.
Its Too Big
August 29th, 2008
Obviously these incredibly dirty nasty super-sluts in Its Too Big were never told the title, cos even though the cocks that they take may be too big for your average White Angle Saxon Protestant homemaker wifey…they are the perfect size for these nasty nymphomaniacs and probably a couple of these extreme sluts could do with even a little bit more. The producer of this movie is Wildlife Productions and they are very aptly named as this is some of the wildest most energetic porn I’ve seen lately.
The action in this movie is as lengthy as it is intense and these are sluts who KNOW they are sluts and obviously get off on showing us just how nasty they can be. Its Too Big doesn’t limit itself to only one category or niche either…inter-racial action, double penetration (and getting a DP from these cocks is a slamming experience that these sluts are going to continue to feel for a few days afterwards. Also even though the babes in this movie are totally into cock and crave the big ones they are certainly not adverse to getting down and dirty with each other while taking turns riding on these humongous sausages and smoking these smokies. If you like porn that’s intense and driven with a nasty full-on slutty overture then Its Too Big is a do not miss. Four out of Five cocks-up from me…only thing they coulda done better would have been some gangbang action on these sluts with those huge fucksticks.
Spicy Cum Boots
August 28th, 2008
Quick MILFVixen.com milf quiz:
What do a certain blue-eyed crooners cum deposit and a former Spice Girl; both of whom achieve milf status, have in common?
Black boots. They both sang songs of milfs on the prowl…one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you…in your dreams anyways.
Sensory Overload
August 27th, 2008
Once again PinkandPerfect.com shows that even when something is perfect it can always still be twice as good.
There is just an overwhelming sensory overload of hotness here where you don’t know if you want that wet shaved pussy or the probing pink tongue more or…ahhh damn just gimme it all !
Feed Her Right
August 26th, 2008
FuckHerRight.com knows that sex can be just as addictive as any other drugs…making you seek only sensual pleasures and forgetting the little things of life…like eating
While the sluttier the nature the better and god knows that fuckherright has a lot of sluts (thats right fuckherright is where god goes to jack off…you heard it here first) a little food might have given these two hot sluts a bit more energy for this scene (and maybe some curves on those breasts)
Go For Broke
August 25th, 2008
This guy has way too shortsighted a view on things…here he is surrounded by 7 hot blonde and brunette chicks when his red-headed wife cruises through the door and he is worried she is going to spaz on him
Anyone should be able to tell him and he should already know that redheads are willing to do the things blondes wont do…so if he’s smart he can parlay this into even more hot action.
Goosh & Gush
August 24th, 2008
Get your rain-slickers and gum-boots or hip-waders on before you come along any further on this review…Arrr there be big wet waves and torrid typhoons ahead matey. Goosh & Gush is one of the hottest and wettest squirting movies I’ve seen. The chicks are not the hottest but the gushing orgasms make up for it. There is just something extra hot about a slut that cums so hard and lets it all out when she cums so that she squirts as hard and as far and as soaking as any guy splooging his load.
My only problems with this film were firstly that it’s just too short. If you get some sluts as hot for cock and fucking and cumming as these chicks are for gods sake milk it for all you can and let them cum over and over again…multi-orgasmic capabilities = let them have multiple orgasms. Secondly they were not that hot…there are plenty of hot looking chicks out there but like I said the wetness and intensity made up for these minor defaults and Goosh & Gush gets Three soaked pussyjuice covered cocks-up.
Goosh & Gush
August 24th, 2008
Get your rain-slickers and gum-boots or hip-waders on before you come along any further on this review…Arrr there be big wet waves and torrid typhoons ahead matey. Goosh & Gush is one of the hottest and wettest squirting movies I’ve seen. The chicks are not the hottest but the gushing orgasms make up for it. There is just something extra hot about a slut that cums so hard and lets it all out when she cums so that she squirts as hard and as far and as soaking as any guy splooging his load.
My only problems with this film were firstly that it’s just too short. If you get some sluts as hot for cock and fucking and cumming as these chicks are for gods sake milk it for all you can and let them cum over and over again…multi-orgasmic capabilities = let them have multiple orgasms. Secondly they were not that hot…there are plenty of hot looking chicks out there but like I said the wetness and intensity made up for these minor defaults and Goosh & Gush gets Three soaked pussyjuice covered cocks-up.
Hartfelt HardOns
August 23rd, 2008
Today for MILF Month, MILFVixen.com extends many heartfelt thanks to Nina Hartley for all the years that we have been able to masturbate to her sexually liberated milf adventures…
Now she surfs the wave of milfdom into gilfdom, and I bet she will stay hot enough to give us at least another ten or twenty years pleasure.
Swinging The Blues
August 23rd, 2008
It’s a term not used much nowadays, but it used to be said that if you were performing in the nude or making a movie, writing a book or any other type of art with sex and nudity in it that you were making something, or being ‘blue’.
PinkandPerfect.com is obviously a porn site as timeless as it is hot…this sweet fiery headed slut is definitely in the blue for you.
A Matched Pair
August 22nd, 2008
One thing about amateurs in porn, even at FuckHerRight.com, is that sometimes you can get some pretty homely models/actors/actresses…
These two show that even if their looks may not be at the top of the scale, their sexual energy adds to the scene and with all their tattoos they are definitely a matched pair.
Amorous Animation
August 21st, 2008
Now if I could find me some cute Japanese geisha chicks like these ones with their huge tits, bullet nipples and lust-filled eyes I’d be totally over the moon.
But that’s the crazy thing about Hentai…everything is exaggerated and usually extreme. To find two chicks like these getting down n dirty like this would almost take a miracle if it weren’t for Trashy Toons.
Dame Definitions
August 20th, 2008
This month being Milfmonth is a great time for MILFVixen.com to clear up a common misconception when defining a milf…Your general average (dare I say boring) 30 something woman even if she is hot is not necessarily a milf…to get that extra title of milf requires some extra drives and priorities
Lani Lane demonstrates that above all else…even age, hotness, sluttiness and core sexuality…to truly be a milf the total key is cock appreciation. A milf craves cock constantly and with the same fervor as a man in the desert craves water.
Lust Me Two Times
August 19th, 2008
One of the coolest things about PinkandPerfect.com is that while the models are perfect in looks and sluttiness you also benefit checking them out cos so many of these perfectly posed models come in duos.
Sites with hot naked chicks playing with themselves and others are a dime a dozen nowadays and it makes the extra treat of having two perfect super-sluts to jack off to as you watch them cum all the sweeter for that extra zing
Bad Block Parties
August 18th, 2008
One of the newest words to come out into the sex vocabulary in the last few years is cockblocker. For those of you who have been living in a cave or a Mormon Temple for the last while let me explain..yknow when you are totally going to score then all of a sudden, someone or something comes along and wrecks the whole scene so you have to go home and jack it instead ? Well that person or situation that stopped you from getting laid is a cockblocker.
FuckHerRight.com knows that while often two chicks (or more than two) getting it on is super hot and guaranteed load shooting to see….the worst cockblockers you need to watch out for is make sure to keep those man hating cock-fearing lesbians away from your woman.
Method to Madness
August 17th, 2008
This Director knows the secret to creating realism in cinema even if it’s Porn and proves it by hiring Black Betty…Chicago’s most famous/notorious slut.
When it comes to the way out weird shit and getting someone on film doing it you have to follow the rules of great Hollywood directors and seek method actors and actresses…people who live the role like Betty lives this one.
D.P. Mamacitas 2
August 16th, 2008
Yo quiero Taco Bell…or at least these Taco Bellas. These Sizzling hot mexican milf sluts get double stuffed with beef by their cabana boys and I bet if the Mexican Tourism Board got knowledge of these babes they could use them to advertise a very fun reason to get a helluva lot more of the tourism traffic heading to Mexico instead of Jamiaca and Cuba to unleash their hedonistic desires. As you can see D.P Mamacitas 2 definitely hit the right spots with me scene to scene and helped me mix up some of my own salsa if ya know what I’m saying.
So much third world porn falls short on the sexuality meter as so many of the actresses look like they are just not into it, or faking being into it, or obviously only agreeing to it so they and their families can eat. Not so for the sluts in D.P Mamacitas 2 (another movie that makes me want to hit the archives and look for D.P. Mamacitas 1 as well as hope for numbers 3 and 4 and more) who obviously love cock and appreciate the fact that they are getting to experience 2 well hung ones and get their asses spread wider than if they had Montezuma’s revenge and pussies filled until these chicks just become moaning sex crazed sluts…just the way I like em. D.P Mamacitas 2 is guaranteed splooge shooting material and a movie that will last for more than a few jack-off sessions, therefore it gets a rare five out of five cocks-up.
D.P. Mamacitas 2
August 15th, 2008
Yo quiero Taco Bell…or at least these Taco Bellas. These Sizzling hot mexican milf sluts get double stuffed with beef by their cabana boys and I bet if the Mexican Tourism Board got knowledge of these babes they could use them to advertise a very fun reason to get a helluva lot more of the tourism traffic heading to Mexico instead of Jamiaca and Cuba to unleash their hedonistic desires. As you can see D.P Mamacitas 2 definitely hit the right spots with me scene to scene and helped me mix up some of my own salsa if ya know what I’m saying.
So much third world porn falls short on the sexuality meter as so many of the actresses look like they are just not into it, or faking being into it, or obviously only agreeing to it so they and their families can eat. Not so for the sluts in D.P Mamacitas 2 (another movie that makes me want to hit the archives and look for D.P. Mamacitas 1 as well as hope for numbers 3 and 4 and more) who obviously love cock and appreciate the fact that they are getting to experience 2 well hung ones and get their asses spread wider than if they had Montezuma’s revenge and pussies filled until these chicks just become moaning sex crazed sluts…just the way I like em. D.P Mamacitas 2 is guaranteed splooge shooting material and a movie that will last for more than a few jack-off sessions, therefore it gets a rare five out of five cocks-up.
Boobs R Us
August 14th, 2008
Of all the milfs in all the world, super-hot slut Holly Halston has to have one of the best pairs of tits around. Two perfect mounds of mammarific pleasure that would look even more perfect with a big cock pumping in between them.
As part of MILF month we’re proud to honor the best boobs in the biz and highly recommend you cum visit MILFVixen.com for a treat-filled taste of what lies behind those yellow bikini briefs