Young Tender Trannies 9
July 31st, 2008
Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about. I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies” Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites. But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.
The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all. To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ? The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi. These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too. Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.
Young Tender Trannies 9
July 31st, 2008
Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about. I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies” Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites. But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.
The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all. To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ? The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi. These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too. Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.
Futurefuck
July 31st, 2008
This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age
I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder
Pudding and Pies
July 31st, 2008
FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…
The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.
Rocking into August
July 31st, 2008
Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July. PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
PMS = Phenomena Milf Syndrome
July 31st, 2008
It seems that every phenomena comes with a syndrome as a consequence, and milf’s are a phenomenon unto themselves
Well MILFVixen.com has realized that the abundance of milfs combined with nursery rhymes read to us when young about naughty lads has led to what I call the Jack Horner pie syndrome.
Rock Hard 4
July 30th, 2008
Rock Hard 4 is a movie that pays homage to Nature’s Viagra…’Sluts’. Let’s face it…a lot of chicks may look all playboy bunny hot on the outside but in bed they are such frigid kittens that unless you haven’t gotten any in a long time it’s not going to be something that will get you off to any great degree….yknow the ones who just lay there silently…or for some reason figure that even though no one is around they have to whisper if they talk while fucking…or wrap their lips around your cock and then dont really do anything with their mouth other than have it be a hole for you to fuck…not a turn-on. The Super-Sluts in this movie would be able to get Stephen Hawking hard as a rock.
Ever watch a Nascar Race or Stunt Plane competition ? If so you know what I’m talking about when I say that those drivers and racers are almost bonded with their cars/planes…like an extension of their mind and body that they are as adept with as their own hands and feet. The chicks in this movie are the same kinda deal but with cocks….whether in the hand, mouth, pussy or ass they ride and move and suck and mindblowingly make the cock an extension of their desires…sluttiness at it’s finest is the trademark of this movie and I’m going to have to look for more in hopes that the rest of the series is the same…if so I see some ball draining reviews in the future. The latina lovely in the third scene has one of the hottest threesomes I have ever seen…her love for cocks and sex and everything related apparent in the frenzied way she goes after these dude’s fucksticks and cum at the end. A Full-on five cocks up for Rock Hard 4
Rock Hard 4
July 30th, 2008
Rock Hard 4 is a movie that pays homage to Nature’s Viagra…’Sluts’. Let’s face it…a lot of chicks may look all playboy bunny hot on the outside but in bed they are such frigid kittens that unless you haven’t gotten any in a long time it’s not going to be something that will get you off to any great degree….yknow the ones who just lay there silently…or for some reason figure that even though no one is around they have to whisper if they talk while fucking…or wrap their lips around your cock and then dont really do anything with their mouth other than have it be a hole for you to fuck…not a turn-on. The Super-Sluts in this movie would be able to get Stephen Hawking hard as a rock.
Ever watch a Nascar Race or Stunt Plane competition ? If so you know what I’m talking about when I say that those drivers and racers are almost bonded with their cars/planes…like an extension of their mind and body that they are as adept with as their own hands and feet. The chicks in this movie are the same kinda deal but with cocks….whether in the hand, mouth, pussy or ass they ride and move and suck and mindblowingly make the cock an extension of their desires…sluttiness at it’s finest is the trademark of this movie and I’m going to have to look for more in hopes that the rest of the series is the same…if so I see some ball draining reviews in the future. The latina lovely in the third scene has one of the hottest threesomes I have ever seen…her love for cocks and sex and everything related apparent in the frenzied way she goes after these dude’s fucksticks and cum at the end. A Full-on five cocks up for Rock Hard 4
Lewd Ol Days
July 30th, 2008
You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.
Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.
Right or Wrong…People Will Watch
July 30th, 2008
FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom). It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.
People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.
Sticky Post
July 30th, 2008
After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.”
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?”
Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”
What a Woman Wants
July 30th, 2008
One of the strangest elections in America’s history looms ever closer and the priorities have never been clearer yet more of a mixed bag…same as the priorities of most milfs…they want their sexual liberties and their right-wing husband’s to rake in the dough for their toys.
MILFVixen.com salutes Patrick Jake O’Rourke (PJ) he’s an American political satirist, journalist, and writer who while also a gonzo right/left wing kinda guy also understands what a milf wants as illustrated by his famous quote “There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible.”
Girls Home Alone 20
July 29th, 2008
Okay I get the premise that when the cat’s away the pussy will play, and the whole thing about naughty nympho’s left home alone etc, but many of these chicks are hot enough that my big question is, why the hell are they home alone…oh, except for one of the girl-on-girl scenes that comprise the last third of the movie where the chicks weren’t good enough looking to take out anywhere (psst…avoid scene seven). Girls Home Alone 20 hasn’t got too much in your face hardcore action and strikes me more as a voyeur movie that could have been more exciting, but I guess by number twenty, some burn-out is expected.
They say that having an exploring mind when you are young will help to take you far out into the world as you get older. Based on that, the chicks in Girls Home Alone 20 are destined to go far indeed as they make their mark in sex-den after sex-den around the world…cos as far as exploring goes all the mountains, valleys and channels are wide open for exploration on these sluts. The sex itself was a lot more softcore than I like, but in most of the scenes (and God knows there’s a lot of them) the chicks are hot enough to add that extra bit of sizzle to the action themselves. The girl-on-girl stuff is quite hot in a couple scenes, but I also think they should’ve had their boyfriends coming over to drill them properly in a good hot threesome. Three semi-satisfied cocks-up for Girls Home Alone 20.
Girls Home Alone 20
July 29th, 2008
Okay I get the premise that when the cat’s away the pussy will play, and the whole thing about naughty nympho’s left home alone etc, but many of these chicks are hot enough that my big question is, why the hell are they home alone…oh, except for one of the girl-on-girl scenes that comprise the last third of the movie where the chicks weren’t good enough looking to take out anywhere (psst…avoid scene seven). Girls Home Alone 20 hasn’t got too much in your face hardcore action and strikes me more as a voyeur movie that could have been more exciting, but I guess by number twenty, some burn-out is expected.
They say that having an exploring mind when you are young will help to take you far out into the world as you get older. Based on that, the chicks in Girls Home Alone 20 are destined to go far indeed as they make their mark in sex-den after sex-den around the world…cos as far as exploring goes all the mountains, valleys and channels are wide open for exploration on these sluts. The sex itself was a lot more softcore than I like, but in most of the scenes (and God knows there’s a lot of them) the chicks are hot enough to add that extra bit of sizzle to the action themselves. The girl-on-girl stuff is quite hot in a couple scenes, but I also think they should’ve had their boyfriends coming over to drill them properly in a good hot threesome. Three semi-satisfied cocks-up for Girls Home Alone 20.
Dreadful Dieters
July 29th, 2008
It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…
They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.
Furnish It Right
July 29th, 2008
FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.
Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.
Two Out Of Three Guys Prefer Sluts
July 29th, 2008
Well the first month of summer is drawing to a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed. So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
Milf Memories
July 29th, 2008
In a couple weeks it will be the birthday of one of the hottest milfs to ever grace this planet and gave men a new appreciation for tight sweaters before most of us were born. The Irreplaceable Mae West…
Milfvixen.com reminds us of her most popular quote for any milf to live by which is as true today as it was 60 years ago…””When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.”
Dirty Newcummers 1
July 28th, 2008
There are a lot of jobs in the world that people want; there are a lot of jobs in the world that people don’t…for instance, in a candy factory everybody wants to be the guy who gets to try the fudge, but nobody wants to be the guy who has to put the S’s on the Skittles. In porn everybody wants to be the guy who gets to sample the wannabe actresses and figure out who’s got what it takes. Porn nowadays is flooded with wannabe actresses picturing a life where they can get paid oodles of money for laying on their backs. The Dirty Newcummers series highlights many of the new faces of porn…some you will see again probably, and some you won’t.
In my opinion this is a series that starts off with a bang and obviously the producers knew when they stuck the number one on the title that they had a hit on their hands. The chicks in this movie may not be known faces in porn, but it’s obvious scene to scene (and we don’t get ripped off, there are five of them) that these babes know their way around a cock…they suck like pros, they fuck like pros, so in my opinion, even if they’re amateurs, they’re pros. The only thing I would’ve liked to have seen would’ve been some DP action to show that they’ve got what it takes for the long run in this biz. Four solid cocks-up to Dirty Newcummers 1, and I’m sure I will review number two some time in the near future.
Dirty Newcummers 1
July 28th, 2008
There are a lot of jobs in the world that people want; there are a lot of jobs in the world that people don’t…for instance, in a candy factory everybody wants to be the guy who gets to try the fudge, but nobody wants to be the guy who has to put the S’s on the Skittles. In porn everybody wants to be the guy who gets to sample the wannabe actresses and figure out who’s got what it takes. Porn nowadays is flooded with wannabe actresses picturing a life where they can get paid oodles of money for laying on their backs. The Dirty Newcummers series highlights many of the new faces of porn…some you will see again probably, and some you won’t.
In my opinion this is a series that starts off with a bang and obviously the producers knew when they stuck the number one on the title that they had a hit on their hands. The chicks in this movie may not be known faces in porn, but it’s obvious scene to scene (and we don’t get ripped off, there are five of them) that these babes know their way around a cock…they suck like pros, they fuck like pros, so in my opinion, even if they’re amateurs, they’re pros. The only thing I would’ve liked to have seen would’ve been some DP action to show that they’ve got what it takes for the long run in this biz. Four solid cocks-up to Dirty Newcummers 1, and I’m sure I will review number two some time in the near future.