Teenies Exposed 1
June 30th, 2008
I don’t have much patience for teens…they can be annoying as fuck in oh so many ways and the mall-queens and kings frequently get on my nerves with their posing and arrogant ass behavior when I’m trying to get my shit done and get the hell outta there. But the teens in Teenies Exposed 1 give me hope for the future generations, cos even tho these teen broads are totally into themselves like so many others, they’re also happy to show their self-love and display their naked bodies for our enjoyment before revealing their true slutty natures as they get nasty with some intense cock-play and fuck sessions. That’s a trade-off I can handle.
So with Teenies Exposed 1 we get three jackable scenes that all follow the same kinda theme…hard-bodied teen slut wearing a skimpy outfit rubs her ass and her tits to the camera, then flashes her tits and licks them before getting clothed again, then rubbing herself again before being introduced to some meaty cock to fuck and suck to her hearts content. Now the thing with teen sluts is that they’re just starting to discover how totally fucking great having sex can be, and their hormones are going wild and producing intense desires and horniness that comes across in each of these hot three scenes. The teen babes in Teenies Exposed 1 keep going and going, getting fucked harder and deeper and faster with each passing moment and they never seem to slow down. That intense sexual energy is totally fucking hot and made me cum pretty hard several times earning Teenies Exposed 1 a highly jackable four cocks-up, and given that these are teen sluts, which isn’t usually my bag, that’s a fucking good rating so check it out.
Teenies Exposed 1
June 30th, 2008
I don’t have much patience for teens…they can be annoying as fuck in oh so many ways and the mall-queens and kings frequently get on my nerves with their posing and arrogant ass behavior when I’m trying to get my shit done and get the hell outta there. But the teens in Teenies Exposed 1 give me hope for the future generations, cos even tho these teen broads are totally into themselves like so many others, they’re also happy to show their self-love and display their naked bodies for our enjoyment before revealing their true slutty natures as they get nasty with some intense cock-play and fuck sessions. That’s a trade-off I can handle.
So with Teenies Exposed 1 we get three jackable scenes that all follow the same kinda theme…hard-bodied teen slut wearing a skimpy outfit rubs her ass and her tits to the camera, then flashes her tits and licks them before getting clothed again, then rubbing herself again before being introduced to some meaty cock to fuck and suck to her hearts content. Now the thing with teen sluts is that they’re just starting to discover how totally fucking great having sex can be, and their hormones are going wild and producing intense desires and horniness that comes across in each of these hot three scenes. The teen babes in Teenies Exposed 1 keep going and going, getting fucked harder and deeper and faster with each passing moment and they never seem to slow down. That intense sexual energy is totally fucking hot and made me cum pretty hard several times earning Teenies Exposed 1 a highly jackable four cocks-up, and given that these are teen sluts, which isn’t usually my bag, that’s a fucking good rating so check it out.
Use Your Imagination
June 30th, 2008
The great thing about cartoons and toons is that the most unrealistic situation can be drawn, with the only limitations being the imagination of the artist…
The artist of this image was very liberal with the laws of physics as he has this chocolate stud holding a chick up by her thigh with one hand, sticking his hand in her pussy with the other, all the while getting his cock squeezed between two monster mammaries while he cums in this blonde’s hot mouth. Yep, a totally impossible real-life sex position (unless the dude happens to be Lobo or something) that would be incredibly awesome to experience. Once again Trashy Toons delivers.
Riding The Wave
June 30th, 2008
Blonde bimbos may not be good for much, but they sure know how to ride cock and work it skilfully with their pussies, mouths, hands and asses…oh, and for those with the fetish, they’ll sometimes go to town on your rod with their dainty little feet too.
This FuckHerRight.com babe is working it to the max showing us how to properly position her body for maximum penetration and G-spot stimulation. She’s a real gusher when she gets going, and this lucky stud sure knows how to push the right buttons to get those sweet juices flowing.
Say Hello To My Little Friend
June 30th, 2008
PinkandPerfect.com is filled with the juiciest and most succulent pink pussies you can find…just like this one.
This horny model is spreading her pussy lips as wide as she can to show us she’s always ready, willing and open for some thick meaty cock to pound that hungry inviting pussy.
Thats My Bag Baby
June 30th, 2008
Milf supreme model Vicky Vette covers every possible angle at MILFVixen.com, with her mini vibrator and short string of anal beads, Vicky’s bag is always full of fun.
American Cream Pie 2
June 27th, 2008
Now don’t get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I picture American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader types getting gangbanged by whatever team they’re cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Cream Pie 2 is a hot movie in it’s own right; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.
Now the beginning of each of these scenes is totally fucked up and convinces me that the director’s for American Cream Pie 2 were majorly messed up on drugs…each scene you have two chicks pretending that they are tied up to these chairs and manage to break their bonds…then like any escaped captive; they strip down and start masturbating (like what the fuck man?). Anyways whether these chicks are American or not, they are certainly the type of chicks that belong in porn, because their slutty natures come through the screen full force at you, and speaking of full force, that’s also the way that they like to be fucked. Anyone who says women can’t share should check this out cos for the most part they’re very good about sharing cock for each of these lucky dudes in all five scenes. Overall except for the idiotic beginnings (which you can fast-scan) American Cream Pie 2 was a great and very creamy movie and gets four cream-shooting cocks-up.
American Cream Pie 2
June 27th, 2008
Now don’t get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I picture American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader types getting gangbanged by whatever team they’re cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Cream Pie 2 is a hot movie in it’s own right; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.
Now the beginning of each of these scenes is totally fucked up and convinces me that the director’s for American Cream Pie 2 were majorly messed up on drugs…each scene you have two chicks pretending that they are tied up to these chairs and manage to break their bonds…then like any escaped captive; they strip down and start masturbating (like what the fuck man?). Anyways whether these chicks are American or not, they are certainly the type of chicks that belong in porn, because their slutty natures come through the screen full force at you, and speaking of full force, that’s also the way that they like to be fucked. Anyone who says women can’t share should check this out cos for the most part they’re very good about sharing cock for each of these lucky dudes in all five scenes. Overall except for the idiotic beginnings (which you can fast-scan) American Cream Pie 2 was a great and very creamy movie and gets four cream-shooting cocks-up.
Thousand Acre Spread
June 27th, 2008
This FuckHerRight.com picture reminds me of #763 on my list of 1,000 things to do before I die…
Thing to do before I die #763: Go to Texas, find a woman that owns a ranch, get ready to fuck her and as I spread her pussy lips say, “My that’s a mighty fine spread you’ve got there ma’am”.
Delivering What You Want
June 27th, 2008
PinkandPerfect.com knows what we want to see in both porn and real life, and they consistently show us what we want to see and in the ways that we want to see it…
I mean personally, any time I go in the living room I want to see some big-titted chick ramming a big dildo in her pussy…unfortunately wanting and having aren’t the same thing, but they are at PinkandPerfect.com.
Todays Generation Has It So Easy
June 27th, 2008
When people have idealized a personification of envy or jealousy, they have always for thousands of years depicted these passions as female in nature…yet another stereotype that rings true.
Women, and housewives in particular, are light years beyond the women and housewives from 50 years ago…spending their time tanning and fucking instead of making sure the place is clean and the T-bone is cooked properly. If those milf’s from yesteryear weren’t so old or dead now I’m sure the green-eyed monster of envy would consume them and MILFVixen.com would turn into a catfight site.
Double Play
June 26th, 2008
Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.
So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights. Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action. So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over. Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease. The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it. The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load. For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink. Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.
Realistic Reflections
June 26th, 2008
Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.
Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.
Double Play
June 26th, 2008
Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.
So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights. Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action. So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over. Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease. The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it. The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load. For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink. Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.
Flog That Filly
June 26th, 2008
Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States…my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.
In the 1800’s, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.
Jolly Old St Nicholas
June 26th, 2008
FuckHerRight.com is lucky enough to have scored this very rare picture of the most famous celebrity of the last two hundred plus years, getting in some summertime fun before his busy winter season starts from back in his youth.
That’s right, this is a shot of a very young Kris Kringle (aka Santa Claus) experiencing both naughty and nice in the off-season. What’s that ? You say Santa isn’t a redhead ? I challenge you to check out the 1960’s documentary with Mickey Rooney titled ‘Santa Claus is Coming To Town’…he has the reddest hair of any red-head I have ever seen, and this is undoubtedly him.
Chubby Chasers 7
June 25th, 2008
Chubby Chasers 7 is a movie that really lets the good times roll; as a matter of fact there are more rolls in this movie than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW movies, this one has the advantage in that many of these rolls or at least the sweet pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery. My biggest complaint with this movie is they really ripped us off on duration. Perhaps the producers felt that what they lost in length they could make up in girth…in a way they were right cos a couple of the chicks in this movie are damn hot, totally know how to fuck, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.
While I don’t enjoy the idea of storylines in porn, this one could have done with at least some deviation in formula rather than using the same shooting plan each scene. Big boobed curvy chick masturbates, dude comes in, they fuck. Rinse and repeat. Well the chicks in the first and last scenes were hot enough and totally freakin slutty enough that they could’ve at least added an extra cock to the formula. I know if they had asked me, I would’ve done it for free, so it shouldn’t have even been that much of a budget problem. Hey Filmco, next time you make one of these, call on my cock and I will offer it’s services free to improve your movie. Anyways, three nice solid jackable cocks-up for Chubby Chasers 7.
Chubby Chasers 7
June 25th, 2008
Chubby Chasers 7 is a movie that really lets the good times roll; as a matter of fact there are more rolls in this movie than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW movies, this one has the advantage in that many of these rolls or at least the sweet pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery. My biggest complaint with this movie is they really ripped us off on duration. Perhaps the producers felt that what they lost in length they could make up in girth…in a way they were right cos a couple of the chicks in this movie are damn hot, totally know how to fuck, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.
Pre-historic Pie
June 25th, 2008
Terry the Tyrannasaurus was the envy of all the dinosaurs cos whenever it came to something new, he was always the first one in the jungle that got to try it.
Here he lucks out once again as he gets to eat the world’s first creampie.
Get Down And Give Me One Hundred!
June 25th, 2008
Being pink enough and perfect enough for PinkandPerfect.com doesn’t come naturally, just like any other facet of the entertainment industry; a good trainer gets good results…
Here in Advanced Pussy Licking 101, Melinda obeys her coach and gets down to delivering 100 laps.