Pink and Perfect Pastures
January 6th, 2009
So I finally went to see the movie House Bunny starring Anna Faris a babe who even though a milf based on playboy standards instead of a tween is worthy of being in a PinkandPerfect.com spread herself. If you don’t know what it’s about; 27 year old playboy bunny finds herself out on the street cos milf age is too old for a Playboy Mansion bunny and becomes like Animal House’s Bluto to some geeky girls that don’t fit into college teaching them how to use their chick charms instead of geekiness to get ahead…
So never ever ever think that there isn’t a call for trophy wives and tween models who have been put to pasture. There are always sexless women out there looking for some superstar slut to teach them the ropes of how to get the dudes and get it on.
Fuck Her Public
January 5th, 2009
Yknow people generally seem to think that the best porn comes from sets and big name photographers, video techs, and studios. While gloss, glamor, airbrushing and casting for super-sluts do have a lot to do with aesthetic appeal I overheard a couple truckers talking the other night and there is evidently an untapped alternative gold-mine for hot porn
Evidently these guys had their trucks parked in the Parking Lot of a Home Depot or some-such place to crash until the store opened in the morning….evidently at the end of the parking lot by the wall of some other business they got to see some dude nailing some hot chick just right out there in public for anyone to see….the intensity that they described it with reminded me of some FuckHerRight.com spreads Ive seen by pro-models. I bet the porn industry could really make a killing if there were a way to find and film places where amateur couples spontaneously fuck.
Adult Swing Things
January 4th, 2009
Some people (anal-retentive, humorless no fun types) often say that when you leave childhood you should leave your toys and other childish things behind you.
These sexy swingers show that some toys can remain and stand the tests of time and age…they just get different uses and I guess can’t be called childish things cos when used this way they are adult things.
She-Male Face Cream 2
January 3rd, 2009
Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics. Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude. As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.” So for those of you who are riding this niche…or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone’s favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly. A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well…but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot…The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it’s with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality. Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be. Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some ’she-male’ who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women’s lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn’t improve it’s appeal in any way. My advice…just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come. So if you’re into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one’s for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up
She-Male Face Cream 2
January 2nd, 2009
Holy Coca-Cola It’s Lola Batman…yknow I saw some stats a week or so ago and evidently (and I’m not sure if this is a good thing, a bad thing or a who the hell cares thing) one of the top rising niches in porn is she-male movies/pics. Not transvestites (dudes wearing dresses) but the whole operated on and changed to a woman with a cock kinda deal but having been born a dude. As Phil Hartman often said when playing Ed McMahon on Saturday Night Live; “weird wild stuff Johnny.” So for those of you who are riding this niche…or for anyone who has considered checking out the appeal of she-males She-Male Face Cream 2 is worth taking a gander at cos just like everyone’s favorite Spaghetti Western it mixes the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Sadly, or maybe as a forewarning that not everything you are about to see is hot, She-Male Face Cream 2 starts us off with the ugly. A very weathered looking and not very feminine she-male gets it on with some guy who looks like Mr. Rogers on tv (back when he was alive) and sure she is kinky and he is sub and kinky as well…but hey mixing ugly chick with dick and old vanilla looking dude together is just not hot…The good comes into play after this when a she-male who I would have taken for a chick and hit on myself gets in on the action and even though it’s with the first one manages to get you hard with her erotic sexual duality. Things get even better in the next scene as another actually hot and feminine looking she-male gets it on and shows that she is as much of a cock-slut orally and jamming her as any chick with a pussy can be. Sadly then we get a scene which can only be called the baddest ugliest part of the movie where we get to see some ’she-male’ who looks as womanly as any defensive tackle on the Oakland Raiders done up in women’s lingerie and even having the action here with the semi-hot one from the second scene doesn’t improve it’s appeal in any way. My advice…just skip this scene. Then She-Male Face Cream 2 ends off on a positive splooge inducing threesome where regardless of gender the heat comes off your screen as threesome action including a chick (with a pussy and strap-on) getting in on the she-male action brings an intensity sure to make almost anyone come. So if you’re into this scene or simply curious what the possible appeal is, this one’s for you and gets a kinked out four cocks-up
Im Fucked
January 1st, 2009
Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck it up more. Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation. My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie. But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time.
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it. You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it. Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.
Im Fucked
December 31st, 2008
Well even though the title is Im fucked, this review wont fuck it up more. Instead it actually gets a rousing and arousing recommendation. My only problem was…you have this many sluts…and yeah these chicks are major sluts big-time, and this many scenes..they could have saved some money and made a better movie by just having all these babes together playing with each other and licking each other out while getting fucked and sucking cock and it would have been a freaking epically splooge-worthy orgy movie. But while Im fucked did not reach that porn pinnacle of perversity it was incredibly hot with action that rolls from one scene to another leaving you to shoot your load each time.
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I will end up saying it a hundred zillion more times…the key to super hot porn is super slutty chicks who dig showing the camera what they can do and Im fucked delivers a six pack of this sure-fire satiating formula of fuck fun with six babes who are pros at handling a meaty fuckstick…whether in their mouth, pussy, ass, hand or wherever they can stuff it and play with it. You may have a hard time getting to number six though since scene five does push the limits of the previous four scenes with a hot MMFF foursome that is guaranteed to make you cum each time you watch it. Im fucked has the kind of sluts that porn needs a lot more of and gets a well deserved four out of five cocks-up.
Smore Fun For Milfs
December 30th, 2008
Even though summer is over and the tents for camping are put away, Some MILFVixen.com moms are still craving that all time favorite summertime camping treat…Smores
This well fucked milf-pussy knows that no matter what time of year it is; a hot slutty milf can always find some deliciously decadent chocolate mixed with creamy goodness that every milf loves just as much as a Smore
The Holiest of Holes
December 29th, 2008
This sweet salsa flavored senorita at PinkandPerfect.com has a glass dildo that looks with that bright sunshine beaming on and refracting through it as though it is blessed by god and has the light of heaven shining through to her pussy…
I guess she has what we call a Holy Hole.
A Scarlet Letter ?
December 28th, 2008
Ahhh the joys of college fuck times have begun anew again this September and I think for all those FuckHerRight.com models who are also college students that it’s time to boast about the sport these sluts are best in…SEX !
I just wonder when they design the insatiable slut team logos for the Collegiate Letterman type jackets if they will use some kinky stick figure symbolism or just a big Scarlet Letter old-school style.
Here Cums The Money
December 27th, 2008
I’ve seen and heard a lot of strange things about rituals and superstitions that people embark on to improve their luck or karma or whatever you want to call it…most of these superstitious rituals seem pointless and trite to me.
This guy here though…whether his way of doing things (getting a blowjob to help with predictions) works or not…yknow his personal semen stock is going to split for sure.
Public Defamation
December 26th, 2008
Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.
Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.
But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.
Public Defamation
December 25th, 2008
Watching Public Defamation was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.
Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.
But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.
MILFVixen…Home of Winners
December 24th, 2008
A couple of weeks or so ago I mentioned about how magnificent MILFVixen.com model Vicky Vette was in the running for Booble Cover Girl of the Year and that we should all give her our support…
Well the contest is over and she is the winner beating out some incredibly hot competition for the title…Congrats Vicky!!
The Summer Wind
December 23rd, 2008
Well Labor-day has come and gone which sadly means goodbye to those lazy hazy crazy days of summer. It always brings to mind for me Frank Sinatra singing ‘Summer Wind’ in this Simpsons episode where Martin Prince, Jr. has a pool and as summer ended it collapsed and his shorts ripped on it leaving him naked in his yard dancing in the early September breeze to Frankie’s mellow tones while the credits rolled…
Same kinda deal for those PinkandPerfect.com hotties as for Martin Prince…the season for adding that sexy solar pink has passed but they can still feel good dancing around in the breeze naked.
Teaching The Next Generation
December 22nd, 2008
Beyond all the many fun and exciting reasons that we all have for loving, lusting after or just appreciating milfs, FuckHerRight.com has one more often overlooked service that many of these hot babes provide…
Sluttiness is partly inherent in who hot women are, but like any other skill, no matter how good you naturally may be at it, training and practice is still important and there are new and upcumming sluts appearing on the scene all the time. The lucky ones find hot milfs that take them under a wing and share with them some of the tricks that they picked up in fuck-sessions over the years.
Less QQ…More Pew Pew
December 21st, 2008
Ahhh..another french cartoon that demonstrates the idiocy, laziness and apathy of the french men…at last count most women in North America when asked to name a sexy frenchman that you see on tv nowadays could only name Pepe Le Pew.
If the sexual apathy there is really so intense that this guy can sit there smoking and watching tv while he has a hot babe with her holes filled with huge dildos and her juices covering these Phallic fuck-toys…no wonder a cartoon skunk is considered hotter than any living contemporary frenchie.
Stars For the Students
December 20th, 2008
Instead if her having the stars on her body that she has…she should be giving stars out to the guys she fucks so that they are marked and graded to let other milfs know they were star pupils.
Sticking Together
December 19th, 2008
The road through the porn biz is filled with many dips and curves and those models at PinkandPerfect.com work together as they take their life voyage through the detours of decadence.
This pair of ultra hot sluts show that together they are a dynamo duo of sticking together fun that are joined at the hips and the lips.
Reddy For Action
December 18th, 2008
As FuckHerRight.com knows the world of sex has more generalities and stereotypes than almost any other aspect of life.
Here we see that the fiery tempestuous slutty nature of natural redheads is no exaggeration and they more than live up to their well deserved label of fun.